I just read on CNN that in China, for $880, you can have your child's gene's tested for genetic predispositions to being awesome.
This is of course a rip off since Chinese people are awesome in every way possible.
Duh.
But seriously, this is some scary shit because we all know that in China sport scouts go around looking for the tiniest girls to do gymnastics or the freakiest tall yellow dudes to commence the slamma-jamma. In testing people's genes they'll not only be able to identify these traits early on but may even start encouraging people with certain genetic traits to get busy with each other (i.e. sex for super babies).
If the phenomenon spreads to neighboring India and Mongolia there will be no doubt that Khan Noonien Singh will be born.
People in Iowa better start getting busy or we'll all be destroyed.
P.S. Forgive the high nerd factor. I <3 Star Trek. To prevent alienation (pun intended) of my non-Star Trek loving readers. Khan Noonien Singh (evil genius and product of human eugenics) and James T. Kirk (corn eating farmboy from Iowa turned kick ass space captain) are mortal enemies in Star Trek.
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