Zombies, Nerds, Robots

I love zombies. Any zombie will do. Even lame dog zombies that seem to move faster than a dog zombie should.

I guess I'm a nerd. A really hot nerd with man boobs of steel. A nerd who can squat, at this point, his full body weight and then some.

But more than anything, I <3 Robots. I'll say I went to school and I studied robots. How to make them how to program them. How to keep them subservient so they don't destroy human kind (Robot booze (Pabst Blue Robot; Samuel Androids; Botweiser . . . feel free to jump in) and robot porn (I got nuthin other than the obvious Playbot) work very well.

I won't say where I work or how I feel about it but for the first time earlier this week I've felt in control of my career. I don't work in robots specifically but I've found some like minded folks at work and we've formed a group called the Sino-Judaic Robot Alliance. Just so happens most of the fellas I work with and identify closely with are Jewish . . . also we all love robots.

But back to feeling in control of my career. We're all fronting a little bit of money to start learning more about robots and build some fun little projects that will give us something good to put on our resumes. That's the worst case scenario. Best case scenario it'll turn into a full company.

But hopefully we'll know better than to call it the Sino-Judaic Robot Alliance Inc.