Mix Up
Emo or Hipster?
You all look the same to me.
Whatever, don't care.
$7 Coffee
Where did you get that?
I've never heard of that place.
Coffee makes me tense.
Apple OS
You hate Win 7?
I hate silver laptops and
The word “Barista”.
I Want to Ride My . . .
Ride a bicycle?
Never seen a fat hipster.
You have skateboard too?
Emo Intern
2 years left in school.
Free expression of clothing,
In your place of work.
Body Art
Your piercings add to,
Your tattoos’ depth and color.
Sign your time card please.
Establishment Fights Establishment
Government project,
Funds your underground music.
Fight Establishment.
SHOCK!
You have promotion!?
Emo Project Manager?!?!?!?
I resign, resign.
Emo Project Management
Project schedule late,
Funding is dwindling quickly.
Emo PM doesn’t care.
Emo Intern
Were you in “The Cure”?
Completely impossible!
You are far too young.
Adam Lambert
Singing so badly,
American Idol clone.
You’re now my intern.
According to Tradition
One quarter Jewish?
Mother’s side? I do not care!
Wipe off mascara.
Earrings
They stretch your flesh so.
Black, large in diameter.
What’s that in your nose?
