Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Emo Intern Haiku Explosion

Emo Intern

Were you in “The Cure”?

Completely impossible!

You are far too young.


Adam Lambert

Singing so badly,

American Idol clone.

You’re now my intern.


According to Tradition

One quarter Jewish?

Mother’s side? I do not care!

Wipe off mascara.


Earrings

They stretch your flesh so.

Black, large in diameter.

What’s that in your nose?

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