Wednesday, March 2, 2011

More Emo Workplace Haikus

Emo Intern

2 years left in school.

Free expression of clothing,

In your place of work.


Body Art

Your piercings add to,

Your tattoos’ depth and color.

Sign your time card please.


Establishment Fights Establishment

Government project,

Funds your underground music.

Fight Establishment.


SHOCK!

You have promotion!?

Emo Project Manager?!?!?!?

I resign, resign.


Emo Project Management

Project schedule late,

Funding is dwindling quickly.

Emo PM doesn’t care.

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